Al Bundy ‘At the Nudie Bar’ Quotes

Al Bundy and his ‘No Ma’am’ buddies enjoy spending their time away from their wives at the local Strip club – the nudie bar (also referred to as the nudie place and Jiggly Room), “feeding dollars to the topless” as they say. Al even has a secret tunnel leading from the basement to the nudie bar.
We’ve collected some of the best Married with Children ‘at the nudie bar’ quotes and scenes. ENJOY!

The wives visit the nudie bar to check why their men hang out so much over there;

Al takes Bud to the nudie bar to celebrate his 18th birthday (and get in his first bar fight, like every male Bundy before him);

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, at the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can’t touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck’s enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there’s a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

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