Here are some of the best we’ve collected,
You can suggest some of your favorites in the comment section below !
- The best beer is the one that helps you forget about your wife and is usually served in a nudie bar. What a coincidence..
- Oh mighty one in the skies who created the mountains, the sea and beer..
- If there wasn’t beer, there were at least three people who probably wouldn’t be married – me, Jefferson and Lisa Marie Presley.
- Pretty women make us buy beer and ugly women make us drink beer !
Watch the full “And Bingo Was Her Game-O” episode (Season 9, Ep. 21);
- Al: You know Peg, you look really good tonight..
Peg: how many beers have you had tonight, Al?
Al: Ten.
Peg: So I guess you’re about a six pack away from sex.
Al: At least !
- Give me beer or give me death !
watch the full “The Chicago Wine Party” episode (Season7, Ep.7;
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