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		<title>Al Bundy fat women jokes</title>
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<p>&#160; From the early days of the show Al Bundy has shown that he cannot tolerate the fat women coming to his shoe store. These women are apparently just fine with their looks and don’t think there is anything wrong about their weight. Moreover, they’re pretty sure they have small feet. And then they meet...</p>
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		<title>Al Bundy &#8216;At the Nudie Bar&#8217; Quotes</title>
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<p>&#160; Al Bundy and his &#8216;No Ma&#8217;am&#8217; buddies enjoy spending their time away from their wives at the local Strip club – the nudie bar (also referred to as the nudie place and Jiggly Room), “feeding dollars to the topless” as they say. Al even has a secret tunnel leading from the basement to the...</p>
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